cuz she's so damn mean

so, i have fallen in love with the blog written by violent acres. i am not really sure why because she seems to represent and espouse all the things i stand against. and yet, there is a freshness and intelligence to her ire that i find captivating. perhaps it's because he editor is so clearly broken. or perhaps she says the kinds of things many of us only think. anyway, i have decided to throw out some catchphrases for her blog in an effort to be witty, and cuz she's having a contest. here they go:

catchphrases for violent acres:

1. everyone's ex-girlfriend

2. you only wish your filter was this broken

3. equal opportunity offender

4. because playing nice is too much work

5. showing us that rodney king was wrong all along

6. like you, but with poor impulse control

7. smart like bathroom graffiti

8. a volcano of vitriol

9. pouring salt on the slugs of ignorance

10. mean, cruel and nasty, and not in a good way